About me

Monday, August 26, 2013

My form fitting bed

I will give them credit for one thing. The bed molded to perfectly fit the shape of my ever-expansive derriere. That dip in which the TV remote is sliding would hold two of the larger watermelons Wilson McGee ever raised, and still have room for a few cantaloupes. 

I wonder what agent of the Spanish Inquisition designed all this mess.

No comments: