I took the stairs instead of the elevator. I guess that makes me green. It also makes be a little sweatier and, possibly, a little lighter. It also kept my plane-woozie head out of an elevator full of people.
On the way, I found a plastic shopping bag from KMart. I suppose a neighbor lost it. Somewhere, a fish in the ocean should be thanking me, not knowing that I'd settle for tuna steak.