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Wednesday, March 2, 2011

My suite on the Southwest plane

Maybe I'm living right. Or maybe I've mastered that intimidating look. Regardless, I have the row to myself on an otherwise filled plane. Of course, I'd gladly share with the fellow in the distance, but he's currently occupied with his girlfriend. Sadness. Maybe the rum will ease my pain.

But there's also the barefooted Carolina boy at the front of the plane, the guy who just needed to pee again. He might need to relocate, or otherwise seek mentoring.

And yes, if you need to pee, and the bathroom is occupied, I do mind if you sit in the aisle seat, unless you bring rum.

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