Or that I slammed down a muffin that exceeded 500 calories, if it was called Glorious Morning.
Hey! Even a psycho deserves a glorious morning once in a while.
Look in the left upper corner. See the two napkins?
Yeah, they dropped off somewhere along the street. I noticed the absence when I spilled coffee on my hand.
I am a litter bug?
My penance was to collect a cup full of trash on the way back.
I'll self-flagellate with blackberry vines later this afternoon.