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Tuesday, June 1, 2010

How to make breakfast for Lily

This post is highly technical. Pay close attention. There will be a test at the end.

Scenario: Lily needs breakfast. You're on duty. What do you do?

Find a bowl.

Nope. Too small. Try again.

That will do, just barely.

Now find the cereal.

No! I don't care what kind of coupon you had. Try again.

Good grief! You are pathetic. Lily will starve at this rate.

That better. The generic Honey Nut Cheerios. Make a note. Better, get a tattoo.

Fill the bowl, leaving room for the milk.

Add the skim milk. There should be no other kind in the fridge.

Fetch a big spoon also.

Deliver to Lily. She will be in the recliner, the one with the big pile of pink afghans.

Poke that pile gently unless you need discipline.

Location:Westgrove St,Raleigh,United States

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