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Friday, May 28, 2010

The proper peanut butter sammich for the formal occassion

I suspect there's a paucity of proper technique and a preponderance of misconceptions regarding the correct way to prepare a peanut butter sammich for the formal occassion.

What you are about to see is the procedure for preparing the formal and proper peanut butter sammich. Study closely. You'll need this for the test.

Find the bread



And fetch two slices



Now find the PB



And the mayo



Apply a scoop of each to the bread



The tool of choice is the fork.



Now find a nanner



And the oatmeal



The nanner goes on the PB, and the oatmeal goes on the mayo.



Pat the oatmeal into the mayo, and then close the sammich.

You may eat the left over piece of nanner.

Enjoy your breakfast with a tall glass of cold skim milk.



Be sure your cardiologist knows how well you are eating.

There you go. Teach this to your children.

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