The Buzz: A town council in North Carolina has banned thongs, with the mayor saying he wants to keep the area as close to "Mayberry with a beach" as possible. The Star-News of Wilmington reported that the town council in Kure (Cure-EE) Beach voted Thursday to ban the swimwear. The move came after the police chief received an e-mail earlier in the week asking if the town's existing nude bathing ordinance allowed thongs.
OK, so that's more tonga than thong.
First, I have been to Kure Beach, and I didn't leave a thing behind. There is no reason for me to ever return.
Think white trash without the culture of free ranging yard chickens.
I can also tell you the place is no Mayberry. Not in the least.
You really want to avoid this place, regardless of how you feel about thongs on hairy men.
Unless you get a volume discount at the ABC store.
Location:Westgrove St,Raleigh,United States