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Monday, April 5, 2010

Instructions: How to Vajazzle Like Jennifer Love Hewitt


The Buzz: Vajazzling is a crazy new trend in below the belt beauty that is stirring up some serious media attention, thanks to Jennifer Love Hewitt. Jennifer appeared on the George Lopez show in January where she revealed her love of vajazzling. She loves to vajazzle so much, that she wrote an entire chapter on this peculiar beauty practice in her new book "The Day I Shot Cupid".

So the folks at work thought I was making this up. I should be so inventive.

Here are the nuclear directions. You can visit the link for additional details.

And if you plan to do this, you really should visit the link lest you misinterpret my tongue in check, so to speak, comments below.

1. Purchase a stick-on crystal body tattoo in your favorite design and color. Small pieces of stained glass snitched from a Baptist church are not acceptable.

2. Start by shaving or waxing your bikini area completely. Pat dry. Do not rub. Mhmm.

3. Apply the crystal stickers to the upper part of your bikini area only. A downward pointing arrow seems reasonable.

4. To remove the vajazzle crystals, simply peel them off gently. Use paint thinner or turpentine as necessary.

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