The Buzz: Marium Varinauskas, 28, was fined $900 on Monday for attempting to assault a female police officer with his penis.
The How: Fiscal depute Elaine Lynch told the court: "The accused got to his feet and was standing over the police officer exposing his penis and thrusting it in her face, forcing her to take evasive action to avoid getting struck."
The Why: Binge drinking
Now could we get one decent picture beyond the freakin' stock photo of an officer's back? Such would seem necessary to estimate the size of the threat.
Using population averages, we appear to be working with about $150 of fine per inch.
Location:Westgrove St,Raleigh,United States