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Sunday, March 14, 2010

Canadians Win Gold For Synchronized Peeing After Olympic Hockey Final


The Buzz: The City of Edmonton charted water consumption during the hockey gold medal game and found that the whole damn town apparently saved its "business" for the intermissions.

I am outraged!!! Surely, we can find a team of middle-aged old farts such as myself, load up on potassium-sparing diurectics, and return the gold medal to the States, if not North Carolina, where it belongs.

Is this not why we brew Red Oak here? And just hush about the originator of Red Oak being Canadian. I knew that long drink of water, or beer, well, back in the day.


My table

The sign they made for me.

The kettles the used for me.

I want that medal back, and I want it back now.

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