She was quite mistaken.
Today, I'm seeing a little uptick in accomodations, probably because I broke my rule of no planes before 10 am.
I have a suite in the rear of the plane.
With adequate room for my old long legs and big feets.
And a view with goes and flows of angle hair.
And a fan club at the ready.
They were doing The Wave during the seatbelt instructions.
With fancy drinks and their shadows.
And specialty coffee.
I could grow to like this.