I am so sorry that I can find no pictures to go with this one because I know how the thought of a 50-something massaging the meat in public just gets your day started.
Maybe this tossed salad pic will help a little.
The lead paragraph is about all there is to this story: "ORANGEBURG, S.C. (AP) -- A South Carolina man has been sentenced to 10 years in prison for stealing an $80 slab of meat. The Times and Democrat of Orangeburg reported Thursday that 51-year-old Mark Zachary of Orangeburg received the maximum sentence after jurors found him guilty Wednesday of shoplifting. Prosecutors said the sentence was justified because the Aug. 26 theft from Reid's grocery store in Orangeburg was his ninth offense."
I might just move to Orangeburg this very afternoon.
Do you suppose Zachary will be able to find something to occupy his time while he's doing his 10 years?
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