Your heartbreak: "www.BeautifulPeople.com, the dating and networking community with a strict ban on ugly people, has thrown out over 5,000 members from around the world who have put on weight during the holiday season with the US, UK and Canada losing the most members."
What you can do: "In the UK and Canada, Christmas and the New Year are all about over-eating, over-drinking and watching TV on the sofa."
"As ruthless as it may sound, BeautifulPeople.com has been kind in breaking the news to former members. Each has received an email encouraging them to re-apply when they are back looking their best, with details of recommended boot camps including Warrior Fitness in New York, Camp Technique Los Angeles, NuBeginnings in the UK and Mystic Adventures which operates throughout Europe."
Bear in mind that no quantitative standards appear to exist. For example, I found no maximum body mass index that would be applied.
What happens is that the people in the club get to vote on the people asking to join the club. Sounds reasonable to me.
I could really use a list of the club members. It would be useful having a single source of certified self-delusioned asses for quick reference.