The sad problem: Carnival Cruise Lines won't be sailing anymore with a boatload of "cougars" and their willing prey. The Miami-based company has turned down a request from a singles travel group to book another cruise with the cougar theme. The term refers to older women who date younger men.
The reason we suffer: Analysts say it's meant to protect Carnival's focus on family fun.
I just don't know how I'll face another day with this sad news before me. These straight couples go out of their way to ruin it for the test of us.
Wait! That would mean I first need to go on a cruise. Nevermind.
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