Waiting in the parking lot...
Woman allegedly pours gritz on sleeping boyfriend http://m.apnews.com/ap/db_16032/contentdetail.htm?contentguid=nHpRMqxm
I'm as fond of grits, especially with butter, as the next guy, but I'm pretty sure I want them in a bowl or on a plate, not my fat bohuncus while I sleep! Just imagine the clean-up challenge on laundry day, not to mention having to sleep on grit-covered sheets for the rest of the month.
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