Waiting for a meeting to start, so here you go!
Wasilla Gays Invite Levi Johnston Out HuffPost - http://bit.ly/5DOmqh
OK, so Playgirl-spread-boy Levi says on TV with Behar that he's comfortable being a maybe gay icon, even though he's never knowingly met a gay person in Wasilla.
Wonder why that might be, because we're generally everywhere. Might it be that the ministers there declare gay people to be the Antichrist?
It's probably not all that healthy to be an out and about Queer in Wasilla, no more than it is in Smithfield, NC.
Now, at great personal peril, the homos of Wasilla have invited Levi to a drag to-do. We'll see if he shows up.
The thing is that Levi has not yet revealed the goods, despite the hoopla surrounding the Playgirl shoot.
Maybe we'll get luckier this time. Maybe he will give us a bit of a strip and a lap dance. Maybe he will show up in drag.
Who knows? Maybe he will get a brain in the process. Do you suppose he took the antigay vaccination lest he catch it?
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