In case you missed it, reindeer turds for Christmas. Dried. Sanitized. Decorated.
I suppose we can add descented to that list.
Perfect for all those Scrooges, such as myself, who are quick to suggest that the whole point of Christmas is to be sh@t upon.
Unfortunately, we cannot export this turd-wear. We can import reindeer all day long, but we get to retain the turds. Yes, we have laws about this.
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