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Saturday, December 19, 2009

Naked in Oregon

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5hkE2atGegOiTzXffQTe-Q7t8FodAD9CMNHU00

Well, in Ashland, but nowhere else. And not in the center of the city. And not in the parks. You'll need a fig leaf to cover your naughty bits in those two places.

And now, that's all at risk to be gone because a couple of peeps were seen walking naked near some schools

But here comes compromise to the rescue. No nakidness within 200 feet of school zones.

The fig leaf industry is gonna be booming.

Bear in mind that this is the place where the art museum recently included an exhibit where visitors could throw shoes at a portrait of George W.

I might need a road trip soon.


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