If my Old Timer teensy little pen knife can be proclaimed a threat, I would really like to know just how it is that a pair of foot-long knitting needles can pass TSA screening and fly on my plane.
BTW, these are little compared to last spring's pair in first class on a US Airways flight. Those were over two feet long, each.
Of course, the pretty peeps in first class usually have better stuff.
Meanwhile, could I have my knife back, Houston?
-- text tapped from a virtual keyboard.