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Tuesday, December 1, 2009

If I get any gooder.

Let's see. I gave up working in tobacco 26 years ago. The last time I gave up using it was one year ago. I've done that a few timed before. Let's hope I don't again.

And then I gave up wild women.

And now, spiritous drinks are off the table.

I'm not sure there's much left. Does that mean I'm perfect? Well, I could give up swearing. And outbursts. And laughing at the wrong things.

I doubt the jury is out on the kilt-thing. It's just that I'm in glorious oblivion on that one, but not to worry. I'm still too fat to fit in them.

-- text tapped from a virtual keyboard. You found misspellings? Imagine that. Get over it.

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