Visiting north Georgia over the new year holiday? Planning to drink lots of alcohol or ingest many drugs, and oh yes, drive?
Here's your sign.
Step into the McGuire, Jennings and Miller Funeral Home in Rome, Georgia, attest to the above, get yourself killed in the process of fufilling your attestation, and they will do your funeral for free.
You couldn't start the year any better than that.
-- text tapped from a virtual keyboard.
Location:Westgrove St,Raleigh,United States