Costco Protects Palin From Tomatoes By Taking Them Off Shelves HuffPost - http://bit.ly/8QJAj9
Only in Utah.
As you might recall, someone at the Mall of the Americas tossed some maters at Sarah Palin when she was there promoting her book to people who do not otherwise read.
The maters missed.
So, Sarah heads to Utah, and what does Costco do but take the maters off the shelf for the duration.
Meanwhile, a law abiding hungry man go in to buy some maters, surely to make some sammiches with a fresh jar of Duke's Mayo. The gant fellow went home empty handed.
He has probably starved by now, and it's all on Palin's head. I bet she doesn't even use Duke's Mayo, which is surely sufficient reason to keep her out if the White House, if not the lower 48.
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