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Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Bomb squad finds deadly teddy bear


What started the mess: Officials said a state police employee spotted the suspicious object outside the doors of the offices as she was opening the building at 8 a.m. Monday and her supervisor called in a bomb squad from Salem, The (Portland) Oregonian reported Wednesday.

So we cordon off the area. We establish a perimeter. We send in one brave soul to fetch the suspicious package. We xray the suspicious package.

It contains a teddy bear.

What does the teddy bear contain? Stuffing. Probably not the Stovetop variety.

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