Oh dear, someone has found Jesus on a ripening banana in Australia.
Imagine! Holy nanner milkshakes. Holy nanner sammiches. And my fave from m'mama, that being the peeled nanner, split in half the long way, stuffed with peanut butter, pushed back together, topped off with mayo, preferably Duke's Mayo purchased at Food Lion, and munched with a tall glass of skim milk.
Not since Jesus appeared in the shadow of a tree under a full moon in Smithfield, NC, some 25 years ago have I been so moved.
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