About me

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

What were you thinking?

To the gal in the Mountain Dew top at AUS Gate 12:

First, that upper foundation garment was substantially undersized, at least in the band. I didn't notice any front spillage, so the cup might be OK.

However, I could have taught a non-Euclidean geometry lesson about parallel lines on a curved using the the substantial VBL you had going.

Second, although that t-shirt was sufficiently stretchy, it was also a few sizes too small. I could have identified zits and plucking errors through it from 50 yards.

Speak to your mama, and let's get with the program.

-- Posted from a mobile device

No comments: