To the gal in the Mountain Dew top at AUS Gate 12:
First, that upper foundation garment was substantially undersized, at least in the band. I didn't notice any front spillage, so the cup might be OK.
However, I could have taught a non-Euclidean geometry lesson about parallel lines on a curved using the the substantial VBL you had going.
Second, although that t-shirt was sufficiently stretchy, it was also a few sizes too small. I could have identified zits and plucking errors through it from 50 yards.
Speak to your mama, and let's get with the program.
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