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Saturday, November 21, 2009

To the gal in the security line D at PHX

You know who you are. White sneakers. Black thigh-highs. Almost Daisy Dukes.

If you're gonna let the faux lacy tops show, you should arrange a little more symmetry. In addition, that look needs black boots with a heel, not white sneaks with a pink swoosh.

We all know what you're attempting to do to those male TSA eyes, and it almost worked for you.

Now, you know why it didn't.

You could also take a page from the chick with the nets and machine stressed and tattered denim mini from Target. She was making those brown Eskimo boots with flats work for here.

Let's hope she had some socks hiding those boots. Otherwise, her feets are gonna be sad this evening

-- text tapped from a virtual keyboard. You found misspellings? Imagine that. Get over it.

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