Yes, I saw your naughty self scoot out.
And we all know that you probably washed everything this morning, and it's likely not had the opportunity to get mussed today.
And we all know that urine is generally sterile. So is mine.
It's the everything else you've touched today. The phone. The doorknob. The checkin kiosk keyboard.
Think it through, man. You've likely been exposed to a lot of cooties today.
This is why we wash up after we pee, though it'd be about as good to washup before, what with motion controlled urinals and all.
Think of peeing as your washup signal.
Now be a good boy, do your duty, and I'll share tge moisturizer with you.
And be glad I didn't post your face pic. I could have, you know.
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