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Saturday, November 21, 2009

Proper use and handling of the water bottle

As you know, a water bottle can be a treacherous thing. To ensure that you remain unharmed when you use your water bottle, follow these useful instructions.

Here is the safe condition.

The bottle is upright. The lid is screwed on tightly. Emphasis on that last word. Otherwise, you're the one who's screwed.

Here's the dangerous position.

The lid is hanging loose. One little gravity surge, and you're all wet.

There will be further instruction later after you absorb these first two rules.

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