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Tuesday, November 17, 2009

More things I need

Sneaks with shock absorbers

See how much better I'll feel!

And an adjustable corset so I can be svelte again.

And to maintain better control when the peeps get all gnarly.

And for dealing with Demanda.

But these are just plain freaky.

This would complement the corset.

And for that cleavage problem I continue to fight.

And a little something for the car

This would encourage the house boy to stay in more.

It says back massager, but I suspect it's really a back shaver.

And for naptime on a plane

That should about do it for now.

text tapped from a virtual keyboard. You found misspellings? Imagine that. Get over it.

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