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Friday, November 6, 2009

The best tweet in all of Twitterdom

I ate a tub of aloe vera last night. This morning I had the smoothest and most soothing bowel movement of the young century. Children wept. (via @mrseancullen)

Too long to retweet. Too perfect to edit into something shorter.

The best I could do was post it here, post it to my Facebook status, and text it across my world.

If there's ever a Pulitzer for tweets, this fellow has one nailed.

In the meantime, I offer him this flower.

-- Posted from a mobile device

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