By the numbers, my heart attack comes on a Monday morning as I'm headed to work. That sounds about right. Think of it as unrequited stress. However, many breakfasts like this one, and we might advance the schedule. It would really help if I didn't like bacon so much. The biscuits with sausage gravy are a whole nudder matter, especially since we know where the bacon grease went. Fortunately, I don't eat like this often. Yeah, right.